My home girl Kate!

All right kids, I have been putting off writing a post on the half-blood prince that was just born because well, I might just be hipster enough to think, "Hey, this is so trendy right now, must not think it's cool!" But alas, it is cool.  My home girl Kate just reproduced with a prince!  For crying out loud, it doesn't get much cooler than that!  In one try Kate accomplished more than the six wives of Henry the eighth combined.  And did you see how great she looks after just popping out a baby?  There is a reason I want to be her best friend.  She can't do anything without making it look classy.  I like her so much I almost hate her.  What am I saying!  I could never hate you Kate!  Please come to my birthday party!

On to the little tyke-  George Alexander Louis.  I have always wanted to name my son Alexander.  Kate totally stole that one from me.  To quote the very deep and important movie, The Princess Diaries, "This is the kid who won the genetic lottery!"  Georgie, can I call you Georgie?  'cause I'm gonna call you Georgie, if there is one piece of advise I can give you about being royal it would be to watch the very deep and important movie, The Princess Diaries.  So many life lessons on how to be a successful royal.

Princess Mia lesson #1. Know who your friends are.  Don't trust Erik Von Detten.  He only wants you for your status.

Princess Mia lesson #2. It's okay to cry.  As a boy and a brit, you've got two strikes against you when it comes to crying.  If you need a lesson on how to do it right, watch Channing Tatum in The Vow.

Princess Mia lesson #3.  Julie Andrews should be everyones grandma.  I know you have Camilla and Queen Elizabeth II, and Carole Middleton, but if you can swing Julie Andrews as well, your life will be even better.  I know, I know, you didn't think that was possible.  But Julie Andrews makes impossible things happen.  Just watch Mary Poppins.

Princess Mia lesson #4.  Don't think about "Me".  And when I say me, I mean YOU!  As a freaking prince, let's be honest, you are going to have a pretty awesome life.  But despite what the media is going to say, it's not about you!  To quote Uncle Ben, "With great power come great responsibility."  Uncle Ben was right Georgie.  You have a great responsibility to make your rule as a prince not about you, but about how you can make other people's lives a little more awesome.   If you need an example, ask your dad about his mum.  I think she will give you some inspiration.  And Kid President.

Ha!  I bet you didn't know The Princess Diaries was so deep and important, right?  Well, it is.   And now after thinking about Erik Von Detten I want to watch Brink, another deep and important movie.  Who has a copy of Brink I can borrow?